• in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
  • 2:24 pm  •  3 June 2014  •  473,508 notes

    heliolisk:

    trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
    image

    6:09 pm  •  1 June 2014  •  387,283 notes

    euo:

    never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

    9:35 pm  •  28 May 2014  •  310,027 notes